8 Ways To Spot A Tourist In Beirut

I love tourists. I love that you can have sex with them and then they can’t stalk you because they lack very basic geographical knowledge of the Lebanese land. JK. Here are some defining...

 

15 Things That Will Forever Remind Us Of Lebanese Bac

N.B This post was originally published in June 2016. Think you’ve escaped the pressures of sitting for the Lebanese Baccalaureate? Well, we’re kinda here to remind you of every bac-related...

 

9 Hilarious Things That Happen Every Day In Beirut

Lebanese people often take embarrassment-filled pride in how quirky the country is. Here are some things you can only get away with in Beirut: 1. Van-Ophilia (Image via Lama...

 

22 Things You're Only Afraid Of If You Live In Beirut

Oh, the horror. 1. That you’ll spend two hours finding a parking space, only to have the valet walk up to you and mark his territory. 2. That you’ll have to find parking in a...

 

6 Things That Should Be Considered A Crime In Beirut

You know, besides all the actual crime that is constantly overlooked. 1. Those big buses with musical horns. I have almost crashed my car so many times after getting startled by that dumb ...

 

14 Positive Things That Happened In 2016

I’ve been told to stay indoors for the remainder of 2016 so nothing bad happens to me. So one of the things I do indoors is go online and read about how much everybody hated 2016, along with endless...

 

17 Thoughts You Have When You Give Your Car To The Valet

Pulling up to the valet: 1. What if this guy is not valet? 2. Never mind, he’s wearing his Nazi-issued VPS uniform 3. I’m going to smile at him really big, maybe then he won’t...

 

19 New Year's Resolutions For Every Lebanese

Eat better and work out, sure. But we all need to work on the following. 1. Honk way, way less. 2. Cut back on middle finger usage while driving. 3. Resist the urge to tell...

 

13 Things All 90s Teen Girls Desperately Wanted

I think we can all agree that our pictures from the late 90s and early 2000s are cringe-worthy. While some of us buried all evidence of that era in our lives, here we are trying to re-live the...

 

9 Stupid Questions Lebanese People Always Get Asked

Your teachers used to say that there are no stupid questions, but these are pretty bad. 1. Is that next to "the Iraq"? Oh, white people. 2. Is it safe to live there? Noooo, I...