Stuff #MyExTaughtMe

There’s a topic trending on Twitter today that absolutely everyone in the world can relate to: the dreaded exes. Some of these tweets are hilarious, some are sad and some reflect the sheer horror that involves having an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. My advice: you’re better off on your own than being with someone toxic.

Here’s a collection of my top five favorite Tweets about what #MyExTaughtMe.

#MyExTaughtMe that sometimes a right uppercut solves arguments quicker than any talking can.

— †hholyghs†(@Parkjaydrive) September 25, 2012

#MyExTaughtMe When you need someone the most don’t expect them to be there.

— Sarah Savard (@Savarddd) September 25, 2012

#MyExTaughtMe that you can lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t even care about losing you.

— Ryan. (@Ry_MD) September 25, 2012

#MyExTaughtMe that you can’t chase after someone that doesn’t love you. Everyday since, I thank her for that. Now I just use chloroform.

— Darius Mistry (@_Carpe_DM) September 25, 2012

#MyExTaughtMe differential calculus and quantum mechanics. I taught him how to rob stuff from Tesco. He’s in jail now – gets bummed a lot.

— Vicky Pollard (@_vickypollard_) September 25, 2012