A Shortage of Swine: What is Bacon Worth to You?

The world is in havoc. The masses are crying. All logic has ceased.

A bacon shortage is upon us.

Alarming reports have reached the public that swine herds are shrinking globally, and with them, our love for all things holy.

Don’t worry too much though; you can still get your daily dose of bacon, albeit at a higher cost.

So ask yourself, what is bacon worth to you?