Looking for a Husband.. No Missed Calls

An add has been placed in a Lebanese newspaper by a woman going on a husband hunt.

Roughly translated from Arabic, it reads “A beautiful well-educated woman in her thirties is looking for a Christian Lebanese man with good morals and a respectable position, with the goal of getting married and having a good family and social life. Must be aged between 35 and 50.”

We’ve got a great candidate right here in our office. But he ONLY miss calls. Sorry lady.