Good Morning! No Coffee?

“No Coffee” says the graffiti. Ha. Right.

What is morning without coffee and angry grumblings and forgetting which shoe goes on which foot? Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, Monday is still Monday no matter which way you spin it. And coffee makes everything better. I mean, your heart rate gains a bajillion points, your teeth, a nice shade of yellow-gold, and your complexion, a beautiful mix of patchy red. Win-win right?

Shut up graffiti, you don’t control me. I’m drinking coffee right now. Stupid Monday.