Wanted: American Fratboy Looking for Lebanese Friends

Spotted on a wall in Hamra. Judging by the 1-800 number, it’s obviously a joke. And a brilliant one at that.

I’m sure every Lebanese national or long-term resident will agree when I say that foreigners who come here looking for a “authentic Lebanese experience” are all too typical.

In their defense, who can resist the temptation of “100% real Lebanese” charm?

Sarcastic civilian, whoever you may be, I salute you.