Try taking him on a scooter ride instead.
In a moment of awesomeness, @_Touit_ tweeted a pic popularized by popular facebook group, Lebanese Memes that could only be described with a gigantic WTF. Featuring two dudes and two dogs riding one scooter, I feel like this photo is an accurate depiction of the level of weirdness we've got in Lebanon.
Not only are they totally breaking numerous driving laws (and doing it with copious amounts of badassery), but it seems like no one around them seems to think their scooter buddies are unusual. And really, are they?
3adi goes a long way in Lebanon...
(Photo via @_Touit_)