The Cheapest New Year’s Eve Party in Beirut

Stop complaining about how expensive New Year’s Eve can be and just follow this easy three step plan to the cheapest New Year’s Eve party in Beirut.

Step 1. Acquire one of these bad boys.
Step 2. Dress appropriately for the weather.
Step 3. Start walking.

Crazy drunk people everywhere = free entertainment. And don’t forget to stop in downtown Beirut at midnight for the awesome fireworks display.

I don’t know about you, but I forget the rest of this song every year. Every year.

“3,2,1… Happy New Year! ‘Should old acquaintance be forgot…la la la da da ti da.’ [Proceed to hum rest of song while giving out high-fives to total strangers all around.]