Time Out Beirut Has (Gasp!) Cellulite

So apparently, the entire @TimeOutBeirut team has cellulite. Okay, so maybe not the entire team, but you gotta admit, that’s exactly what their tweet (below) sounds like.

Satisfied by the sucking and squeezing of a machine, Time Out Beirut should be proud of their admittance of a flaw that plagues many women. So you’ve got cellulite Time Out—so what?—you’re still a beautiful and curvy woman—erm—magazine to me.

I only wish I could’ve seen a before and after pic.

p.s. We’re kinda hoping that Time Out’s twitter account was hacked by someone with a pretty hilarious sense of humor. Or a Lebanese mom with much too much time on her hands.