Drunkards, listen up. Even when things get a little hazy, you've still go to pay your friendly bartender his due.
Reminding you in a clever and unobtrusive way, February 30 offers the too-tipsy some solid advice through amusing napkins. All you've got to do is find a sober friend (if possible) and let them dig through your bag, bra, shirt, socks, bra (just in case you missed it the first time) and other select places for money to pay your tab.
Simple, brilliant, witty, and the teeniest bit sexual, February 30 napkins are a token bar accessory for the spill-friendly alcohol-enthused compadre. So be a gentleman/lady, and follow their reasonable advice.
And don't forget to tip.
(Photo via Dima Jabbour)