Need to Clean Your Gun? Try Moola

Because apparently—in Lebanon—owning guns is so common that there’s actually a cleaning product made especially for them.

Okay so maybe it’s labeled as machine oil, yet the two most common items depicted on the bottle are a gun and a sewing machine. As facebooker Jimmy Franchise so truthfully states, its damn near “perfect for shooting tailors.”

So if you need to oil that Automatic Colt Pistol or that .308 Winchester, well it looks like you’ve got yourself a made-in-Lebanon machine oil provider. And anyway, we really should be supporting our own economy.

And what better way to do that than to oil some guns?