CNN Travel Dubs Lebanon Sixth Most Romantic Nationality

Who needs standardization?

With CNN Travel, stereotypes apparently equal numbers. Just because the French speak, well, French, apparently makes them more romantic than the Irish because they’ve only got plain English.

In a list of top 10 most romantic nationalities, the Lebanese hit number six because of their affinity for nightclubs and good looks, with their seductive secret being—yes this is serious—”liberal application of hair gel and a designer shirt.”

Now, I know CNN has the best intentions, but really now, liberal application of hair gel is romantic? Where were you raised random author? Ouza3i? Might as well throw in a grilled chicken/dragon tattoo combo and you’ve got yourself a keeper.

Well, at least we’re higher up than Americans.