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Lojine Kamel

A Gentleman’s Guide to Picking Up Women

Dear men of Beirut,

You suck at picking up women. Gelled hair is not attractive. Blasting Lil Wayne at 3 am is not hot. Talking about your work out routine is really not all that exciting.

You want a girlfriend? You’ve got to do it the old fashioned way. No questions about it.