Want to promote peace through pork?
Well now you can with a brand new 100% anti-Muslim product: Jihawg Ammo! Guaranteed to make your neighborhood Arabs istaghfirallah in fear, this pork coated ammunition is a one-of-a-kind product manufactured by the open-minded, caring Christian fundamentalists of Idaho. And just in case you want to make sure everyone knows you hate Muslims, their website offers a wide variety of t-shirts with several of their slogans. So get your pork'ed up bullets and your "Do 72 Virgins a Favor" t-shirt now, and be what "Uncle Ham" truly wants you to be—"a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law."
Jokes aside, Jihawg Ammo is actually a real product. Reported by the Huffington Post, the ammunition aims to "strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder," by adding pork, a meat considered haraam or unclean in Islam, to their bullet casings. Thus, violent jihadists everywhere will be denied entrance into heaven, due to the astounding logic of one determined Idaho company.
Who knew Muslim was a special breed of werewolf? Sounds pretty badass to me.
(Photo via jihawg.com)