Eleven of the Worst Lebanese Pick-Up Lines

Some guys have repeatedly failed to grasp this concept:
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These delusional men think that if they hit on a woman who’s walking by, she will… What is it exactly that you think she’ll do?
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Some women might accept the compliment
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But the majority are not fans of your nastiness, and would very much like to do this instead:
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Or even this:
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Respect if you’ve slapped a guy for his verbal assaults
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Perv abuse is inevitable, so we bravely brace ourselves,
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And hope to God we don’t have to hear any of these:
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1. “Shu hal zaher yale bye2hor aher?”
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Translation: “What is this pink that depresses?”

2. “Shu hal kanze ya 3anze?”
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Translation: “What is this sweater you goat?”

3. “Shu hal rouge ya farouj?”
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Translation: “What is this lipstick you roasted chicken?”

4. Shu hal ja2ra ya ba2ra
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Translation: “What is this frown you cow?”

5. “3tini bawsi men chiftik balke bokra ma chiftik”
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Translation: “Give me a kiss from your lips, maybe I won’t see you tomorrow?”

6. “Shu hal tout ya ballout”
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Translation: “What is this blackberry you raspberry?”

7. “Ya 7elo fee minnek 3a jello?”
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Translation: “Hey beautiful, is there a jello flavor of you?”

8. Foote foote sar 3inna tkhoute
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Translation: “Come in, come in, we now have beds?”

9. “Helo jismik, shu ismik?”
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Translation: “Your body is nice what is your name?”

10. “Shu hal jasad ya asad?”
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Translation: “What is this body, you lion?”

11. “Shu hal nattah ya battah?”
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Translation: “What is this jump, you duck?”

The sad fact is that most girls have gotten used to it
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And I can’t wait until the day you are faced with this on your early morning coffee run
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Or more precisely, this:
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