So you decide tonight is a good night for Uruguay Street


It’s going to be great, you think


The bars are nice


The people are friendly


The music is good


It’s just an all-around fun time


Word to your moms


So you step out of the car feeling all fabulous


And begin your trek down the street


And it starts...


1. What the hell is she wearing?!


2. Why is everyone so dressed up?!


3. Oh my god, do these people, like, live here?


4. Oh hey!!! I missed you too!!!


5. Ummm duhhh!! Of course I want to take a selfie!!


You pull up to the bar, not that you’re going to sit at a table…


And go to order your drink


6. 25,000 LL for a drink… Seriously? Is it mixed with gold?


7. That’s more than what some families live on…


You buy it anyway because, well, YOLO.


So in the 30 minutes you stand outside, attempting to have a conversation with someone, this is what you’ll see.


And this happens


And a lot of this


And a few of these


And a whole lot of this


And let’s not forget how this made your eyes burn


And this…


Until you decide...


8. Enough. I can’t take it anymore


9. I’m outtttttt. Let’s check out the hipsters in Mar Mikhael.

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