So you decide tonight is a good night for Uruguay Street
It’s going to be great, you think
The bars are nice
The people are friendly
The music is good
It’s just an all-around fun time
Word to your moms
So you step out of the car feeling all fabulous
And begin your trek down the street
And it starts…
1. What the hell is she wearing?!
2. Why is everyone so dressed up?!
3. Oh my god, do these people, like, live here?
4. Oh hey!!! I missed you too!!!
5. Ummm duhhh!! Of course I want to take a selfie!!
You pull up to the bar, not that you’re going to sit at a table…
And go to order your drink
6. 25,000 LL for a drink… Seriously? Is it mixed with gold?
7. That’s more than what some families live on…
You buy it anyway because, well, YOLO.
So in the 30 minutes you stand outside, attempting to have a conversation with someone, this is what you’ll see.
And this happens
And a lot of this
And a few of these
And a whole lot of this
And let’s not forget how this made your eyes burn
And this…
Until you decide…
8. Enough. I can’t take it anymore
9. I’m outtttttt. Let’s check out the hipsters in Mar Mikhael.