Few things are more frustrating than shopping in Lebanon, like finding a donor kidney – which comes close.
1. The Clubbing Music
Skybar doesn’t hold a candle to our local shopping centers. Do you feel like hearing “Turn Down for What” thirty times in a row? Do you want to hear every remix to Rihanna’s “We Found Love?” Just head down to the nearest Zara for the complete ecstasy-fueled clubbing experience.
You do realize that you’re being paid to help us, right? Sorry I cut into your personal time of standing there and looking angry, but I need to pay for this garbage that I will probably throw away in less than a month.
3. The Disgusting and Limited Selection (Image via Giphy)
Who told you guys we wanted to buy shirts with Lady Gaga silhouettes on them? We don’t.
I guess I should thank these places for helping me understand what it’s like to be in a coffin. Another thank you to whoever installed those fluorescent lights that make it look like I have cellulite on my knees. (To any potential suitors reading this: my knees are in tip-top shape.)
After you’re done with your “shopping experience,” you will need a good three hours of recovery. Take a shower and a nap, use medication if you have to. Promise yourself that you’ll never shop again, and then make the same mistake three weeks later.
