David Fincher’s new film, “Gone Girl” delivers a striking depiction of human behavior through the mind-tingling story of one couple. Here’s a spoiler-free breakdown of why you should see it:
1. Rosamund Pike’s face (Image via
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Her face is everything. Case dismissed.
2. Sugar dust can be so charming (Image via
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[Snow is way too overrated]
3. Unlike Ben Affleck’s grin (Image via
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Do I need to explain this any further?
4. The movie raises key existential questions (Image via
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5. It will also enrich your gentleman lexicon (Image via
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If you’re a guy, make sure to bring a notebook. If you’re a girl, make sure to bring your boyfriend.
6. You’ll even start considering setting up a library date (Image via
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Book shelves can be so romantic, you know.
7. And let’s not forget about princess-pink accessories (Image via
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They certainly do add a murderously rosylicious twist to the film.
8. There will be enough blood to satisfy your inner vampire (Image via
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We don’t want to spoil the party but all we can say is that you’ll develop a totally different understanding of what a “bloody brilliant” scene could mean after watching this movie.
9. But seriously the look on her face… (Image via
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*dies repeatedly*
10. And if that makes you feel any better, you’re not the only third wheel out there (Image via
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I can’t decide whether the two people in the back would qualify as two third wheels, a third-wheel couple, or a third wheel and a fourth wheel.
11. You’ll also learn the importance of keeping a diary (Image via
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You may also want to start writing at this very moment.
12. Ben??? (Image via
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Well I’m not really sure what he’s doing here…
13. And you’ll think twice before engaging in a serious relationship (Image via
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I don’t intend to scare you or anything but you may also start rehearsing your breakup speech halfway through the film.
14. Because you wouldn’t wanna end up like this man (Image via
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Or maybe you do…