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Twitter Experiment: Begging for Follows or Harassing Celebrities? You Be The Judge
Twitter is amazing. All it takes is one perfectly timed tweet seen by a celebrity or Hollywood executive and you could find yourself packing your bags to become a writer for Saturday Night Live. In fact, several users have even managed to land book deals and their own television shows after garnering a large Twitter following.
I, however, am still waiting to be discovered. Here’s a quick sampling of some of my winning tweets:
So, in an effort to see just how powerful Twitter is, I took it upon myself to tweet (read: harass) celebrities and see if I could reel anyone in. This is a little Twitter experiment I like to call: “Begging for Follows or Harassing Celebrities? You Be The Judge.”
First, I hit up Martha Stewart for some classic gardening advice; no reply.
Second, I went to the love of my life and star of Masters of Sex with a straightforward approach; no reply.
Third, I went to Beyoncé in an attempt to understand her on a more personal level; no reply.
Fourth, I decided to aim local and hit up Walid Joumblatt and basically asked him and his dog out on a date; HE REPLIED! But, kind of blew me off.
Fifth, I hit up basketball legend Kobe Bryant for some tips on how to master the basketball lifestyle; no reply.
Sixth, I asked a little boy who works somewhere named One Direction who he was; no reply.
Last but not least, I told Chris Brown how I really feel; surprisingly no reply.
I, however, am still waiting to be discovered. Here’s a quick sampling of some of my winning tweets:
*phone turns off for 20 seconds*
Me: “He definitely called when it was off.”
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) April 18, 2014Rome wasn’t built in a day and Beirut wasn’t built at all.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 25, 2015And on Sunday, we Google hangover cures.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) December 7, 2014Don’t wear black to my funeral, I want you all to look fat.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) November 19, 2014So, in an effort to see just how powerful Twitter is, I took it upon myself to tweet (read: harass) celebrities and see if I could reel anyone in. This is a little Twitter experiment I like to call: “Begging for Follows or Harassing Celebrities? You Be The Judge.”
First, I hit up Martha Stewart for some classic gardening advice; no reply.
.@MarthaStewart my marijuana plant keeps dying. Tips??
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) December 21, 2014Second, I went to the love of my life and star of Masters of Sex with a straightforward approach; no reply.
@michaelsheen let me know if you want to get together ASAP.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 26, 2015Third, I went to Beyoncé in an attempt to understand her on a more personal level; no reply.
@Beyonce what time do you go to bed?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 26, 2015Fourth, I decided to aim local and hit up Walid Joumblatt and basically asked him and his dog out on a date; HE REPLIED! But, kind of blew me off.
@LamaBeirut I have to ask Oscar if he agrees😃😳
— Walid Joumblatt (@walidjoumblatt) January 27, 2015Fifth, I hit up basketball legend Kobe Bryant for some tips on how to master the basketball lifestyle; no reply.
@kobebryant HOW DO YOU GET GOOD AT B-BALL? I TOO WANT A CASTLE, WOMEN, ETC.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015Sixth, I asked a little boy who works somewhere named One Direction who he was; no reply.
@Harry_Styles hey, I’m over 12 years old so who are you?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015Last but not least, I told Chris Brown how I really feel; surprisingly no reply.
@chrisbrown how does it feel to be the North Korea of celebrities?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015People Are Loving
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