*phone turns off for 20 seconds*
Me: “He definitely called when it was off.”
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) April 18, 2014
Rome wasn’t built in a day and Beirut wasn’t built at all.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 25, 2015
And on Sunday, we Google hangover cures.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) December 7, 2014
Don’t wear black to my funeral, I want you all to look fat.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) November 19, 2014
.@MarthaStewart my marijuana plant keeps dying. Tips??
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) December 21, 2014
@michaelsheen let me know if you want to get together ASAP.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 26, 2015
@Beyonce what time do you go to bed?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 26, 2015
@LamaBeirut I have to ask Oscar if he agrees😃😳
— Walid Joumblatt (@walidjoumblatt) January 27, 2015
@kobebryant HOW DO YOU GET GOOD AT B-BALL? I TOO WANT A CASTLE, WOMEN, ETC.
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015
@Harry_Styles hey, I’m over 12 years old so who are you?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015
@chrisbrown how does it feel to be the North Korea of celebrities?
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) January 28, 2015