“I’ll just check to see if anyone posted something cool today,” you tell yourself before you open Instagram.

You tap on the app with no intention of stalking, judging, or drooling over anyone or anything. But before you know it, you’re on a stranger’s account wondering how she can devour two Shake Shack burgers and still look like a fitness model. Here are 20 thoughts every girl has while browsing through Instagram.

1. I don’t really like this picture, but if I like it, maybe I'll get a like in return. *Double taps every picture*

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2. Honey, you’re using all the wrong hashtags. Do you even know what #tbt means?

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3. Someone please tell her to leave at least a minute of space between uploads. Ten at a time is just not cool.

4. If I had sweatpants that cute, I’d be at the gym too.

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5. She definitely used every filter available. No one is naturally that pretty.

6. I really hope I don’t get fat looking at all this food.

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7. His new bae is hideous. She can have my sloppy seconds. I don’t care.

8. If my picture doesn’t get at least three likes in the next five minutes, I’m deleting it.

9. Why hasn’t anyone liked my picture yet?

10. Ok I’m sure they’re all busy. I’ll give it another five minutes just to be sure.

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11. I really want to upload this picture but I wore the same sweater in last week’s picture.

12. Will anyone notice that this picture was taken in the bathroom?

13. That’s it, I’m becoming a fashion blogger.

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14. Please stop with the selfies.

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15. Are duck lips still a thing?

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16. How come my close-ups never turn out like that? It must be the lighting.

17. It’s only 9:00 AM. How did you get a chance to get up, make breakfast, and upload a picture of it?

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18. She’s getting married too? Excuse me while I feed my 32 cats.

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19. How many of his pictures can I scroll through before I’m considered a stalker?

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20. Don’t hit like. Don’t hit like. Don’t hit like.

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