There’s a calm and shaded corner on the internet, a corner where people ask questions and get honest answers, where people respond to each other with actual constructive advice, where they don’t tell each other to eat shit and die. The place is the Facebook page “Beirut, Where Can I Find” and it’s our new favorite spot on the internet.

It’s a public group where you can go and ask where to find a variety of items, brands, or services and the group’s community will helpfully respond. Yes, helpfully; void of any snarky comments or sarcastic remarks. That’s why I’m here to fill the quota for snarky comments and sarcastic remarks that should have been.


1. WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR COUCH THAT IT NEEDS PRO HELP? WAS IT PEE? I bet it was pee.




2. A paedophile’s wet dream, quite literally.




3. The guy who wants to vape and is pretending he’ll use the pen for incense.




4. The guy who wants his girl to smell like a piece of gum. Bro, just cover her up in wads of Big Bubble – cheaper and has that special pinkish hue.




5. Please don’t find it. And if you do, you should immediately destroy it to help end this fashion mistake of a collar.




6. And, the guy who trolled the group.





[Image of Beirut via @f.rostom on Instagram]

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I joined the group and invited some friends, I thought it will be helpful, but since it's being used to produce sarcastic comments and inventing a double meaning to it ... I don't need this at all. Lama Hajj I found your comments tasteless, senseless, and they only reflect your sick mind and your sexually disturbed condition, you need to get screwed up ASAP to relieve your frustration.

Haifa Jurdi on Jul 22, 2015 via mobile web
 
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LOL, that's hellacious Lama, I'm waiting for more of your funny comments. And I'm the founder of the group...keep up the good work

Camille Al-Musharrafieh on Jun 30, 2015 via mobile web