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Seven People Tell Us Their Funniest Drunken Moments
Getting drunk is fun; not just for the drinker, but for those of us watching too! Here are the funniest drunk stories people shared with us:
“I took the wrong car from the valet and didn’t realize for a good twenty minutes. That’s more their fault than mine though” – Ahmad.
“ I once slept in a handicapped parking spot because I got so alcohol poisoned that I couldn’t move. It’s not that funny but maybe this will help people!” – M.L.
“I slept in the lobby of a hotel in Ireland while flailing my arms and screaming ‘I’m flying,’ security eventually carried me up to my room” – Anonymous.
“I thought it would be a good idea to buy a meal from McDonald’s and blend it up so it’s easy to digest, ended up puking blended Big Macs all over the floor” – Anonymous.
“ I fell asleep in the sink at a club” – Anonymous.
“I puked on Friitz’s (French fries joint on Bliss St.) floor and all over the manager’s feet” – R.H.
“I told my friend that I had kissed his mom because for some reason, I thought it would be a hilarious thing to say. He didn’t talk to me for a few weeks” – Reina.
What’s your funniest/weirdest drunk moment?