Remember when you were a kid and you hated a bunch of cool stuff? We were all such idiots. Here’s a list of things we’ve learned to appreciate:
1. Naps
You curse the day you denied all those childhood naps. And naps during class?! You were in heaven and didn’t even know it.
2. Spending time with your parents
You even want to hear their long-ass stories.
3. Reading the news
Get educated.
4. Getting a haircut
Bring on the fresh cuts and the salon neck massages.
5. Eating spicy food
Hot and Spicy Chex Mix for life.
6. Receiving clothes as gifts
When you were a kid, the only gifts worth getting were gadgets and toys – now it’s all about the clothes, shoes, and hard cash.
7. Bathtime
Kids get the luxury of being fed, getting a long bubble bath, being washed and scrubbed, then dried, dressed, and brushed. I would pay someone handsome amounts of money to do all that for me. Washing yourself is a chore, yo.
8. Wearing jackets/sweaters
Now you want to be snug as a bug, all the time.
9. Salad and vegetables
Who knew you’d someday voluntarily order a salad?