Myriam Klink, reigning queen of all that is ridiculous, dispenses really important lessons on her Twitter account. Here are some highlights:


1. A home without a pet is straight up disgusting:



2. The secret to good luck:


3. New business ventures are important:


4. The friendship code is strict:


5. Humans are not to be trusted:


6. Clarity is key:


7. Wallet size > dick size


8. Paying for things is pedestrian:


9. Stay zen:


10. And this gem:

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