Myriam Klink, reigning queen of all that is ridiculous, dispenses really important lessons on her Twitter account. Here are some highlights:

1. A home without a pet is straight up disgusting:

2. The secret to good luck:

3. New business ventures are important:

4. The friendship code is strict:

5. Humans are not to be trusted:

6. Clarity is key:

7. Wallet size > dick size

8. Paying for things is pedestrian:

9. Stay zen:

10. And this gem:


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