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10 Life Lessons We Learned From Myriam Klink’s Twitter
Myriam Klink, reigning queen of all that is ridiculous, dispenses really important lessons on her Twitter account. Here are some highlights:
1. A home without a pet is straight up disgusting:
2. The secret to good luck:
3. New business ventures are important:
4. The friendship code is strict:
5. Humans are not to be trusted:
6. Clarity is key:
7. Wallet size > dick size
8. Paying for things is pedestrian:
9. Stay zen:
10. And this gem:
1. A home without a pet is straight up disgusting:
How can people live without a pet in the house???? Niaaaaa home is where your pet is there is no home without a pet ……
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) January 7, 20162. The secret to good luck:
Changing my hair to black next week bye bye blondy forever
Blonde brings NO Luck extreme changement
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) August 21, 20153. New business ventures are important:
Yiii l2it new business la a3mol flouss. Eurekaaaaa
Par toutatis et belenos
Bi3 skarbineteh lal foot fetishhhhhhhhh hahahaha
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) December 28, 20154. The friendship code is strict:
Aref tnen Ala ba3d in chefo ba3d warra dahrak kebon tnaynon gallops min weje they use you I throw them :))) bye bye
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) January 5, 20165. Humans are not to be trusted:
Its safer to be surrounded by crocodiles than human!!! Kilo madroub
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) January 3, 20166. Clarity is key:
Blurred mind go to hell
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) January 2, 20167. Wallet size > dick size
All men have zizi but not all men have 2rouch hahahaha naughty qmk quotes for today fakri marten 😈😈😈😈😈
Yalla i… https://t.co/zlUmtsZb5W
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) November 6, 20158. Paying for things is pedestrian:
I need a limousine for 3 hours for an event but I don’t pay ba3melon di3ayeh w b7ot ra2mon on my social media
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) December 11, 20159. Stay zen:
Iblock w bala ra7me everyone who bothers me! Hata kilme beykha I block his owner! Iblock!!!!!
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) November 19, 201510. And this gem:
If human size was like insects
And insects as big as human this planet would be a better place
Godddd u have a… https://t.co/edLjR5wOfA
— myriam klink (@myriamklinkk) November 22, 2015