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Can We Please Ban This Horrible Word
I have a Facebook friend (not to be confused with an actual friend) who consistently keeps us up to date on all her husband’s activities.
First off, let me start by saying that I don’t even know how I actually know this girl. I think we worked on a project together in the 5th grade or something. How do I know you, Karen? Write me back and let me know.
All Karen seems to talk about is her husband. Only she doesn’t call him her husband – that would be far too normal and standard. She calls him her HUBBY.
“My hubby made me pancakes,” “My hubby got me a beautiful gift,” “My hubby killed himself because I won’t stop calling him hubby!”
HUBBY.
“I just got fucked in the A by my drunk hubby lol” – this is an update I can actually get behind.
And it seems that I’m not alone, here are some fellow despisers of the word:
You’re not alone, fellow despisers! Let’s form a coalition of lonely single people who hate outward expressions of happiness and normalcy.
First off, let me start by saying that I don’t even know how I actually know this girl. I think we worked on a project together in the 5th grade or something. How do I know you, Karen? Write me back and let me know.
All Karen seems to talk about is her husband. Only she doesn’t call him her husband – that would be far too normal and standard. She calls him her HUBBY.
“My hubby made me pancakes,” “My hubby got me a beautiful gift,” “My hubby killed himself because I won’t stop calling him hubby!”
HUBBY.
“I just got fucked in the A by my drunk hubby lol” – this is an update I can actually get behind.
And it seems that I’m not alone, here are some fellow despisers of the word:
QUALIFICATIONS FOR FRIENDSHIP:
— Sam Escobar (@myhairisblue) May 17, 2016
1. Has never used the word “hubby”
Newest pet peeve: people that use the word “hubby”.
— Justin Whitesel (@justinwhitesel) May 24, 2016
Please don’t use the word hubby
— . (@Dghollenback) May 26, 2016
Petition for the word “hubby” to be illegal
— Ash (@AshlynGeister) May 20, 2016
You’re not alone, fellow despisers! Let’s form a coalition of lonely single people who hate outward expressions of happiness and normalcy.