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The Typical Audience Of 7 Lebanese TV Shows

Ever wonder who watches some of these shows? Here are our predictions:

1. Kalem El-Nass


– 50% your dads
– 30% newlyweds who want to look smart
– 20% people playing a drinking game and taking a shot every time Marcel laughs at one of his guests

2. The Sisters


– 60% the actual 3 Sisters
– 20% people who accidentally left the TV on
– 19% social workers trying to save their housekeeper Abby
– 1% Me, so I can bitch and moan about them

3. SL-CHI


– 100% people who have invented a time machine and are wise enough to know time machines are only good for going back in time to watch SL-CHI

4. Chef Antoine


– 70% people whose TV set has been stuck on Tele Liban since the 60s
– 20% people who just want to tweet about him
– 10% your mom

5. LOL


– 60% annoying people at get-togethers who repeat the jokes they heard on LOL
– 20% grandpas who stumble on a dirty joke and then start cursing
– 20% preteen boys masturbating to the mention of tits

6. Al-Fasad


– 40% annoying journalists who want to learn how to cut people off like Ghada Eid does
– 30% grandparents who can’t find the remote
– 30% people who decided to give the show a chance when thought this was an actual talk show and not just the rantings of an insane person

7. A7mar Bil5at el 3areed


– 50% people indulging in the best guilty pleasure tv has to offer
– 48% people who breastfeed their teenagers and don’t want to feel alone
– 2% Nayla Tueini giving her husband pointers on how to be a talk show host without sounding like an overly excited child

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