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9 Hilarious Lebanese Tweets That Will Make Your Day
Check out our favorite funny tweets for the week! Tag @BeirutCityGuide for a feature.
1. Dead:
2. Really:
3. AHAHAHAHA:
4. That look:
5. Kylie Gender:
6. Can’t argue with that:
7. Soz:
8. The best reality:
9. Awwal shi bonsoir:
10. 20 blus 10:
11. Same:
1. Dead:
Dear Lebanese people, when you write #MyDubai you look so stupid, please stop w khalikon 3a #MyDahye or #MyTarikElJdideh.
— Mira Shaib (@MiraShaib) February 6, 2018
2. Really:
Hey influencers who apologize for not having posted in a while…IT’S FINE, WE’RE GOOD
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) February 3, 2018
3. AHAHAHAHA:
When my period is 1 day late pic.twitter.com/FvE2OoGA8e
— Gaúcho (@mariagilmour6) February 5, 2018
4. That look:
لما يخلص الوقت والدكتور يضلو عم يكفي شرح: pic.twitter.com/bS3wK9wfQB
— رولا الرايقـة مَعـا (@rolamasri) February 9, 2018
5. Kylie Gender:
Me: Mom Chou 3am ta3emle?
— Ratasha the Legend (@thebluepandaaa) February 6, 2018
Mom: meghle
Me: eh Bas Ma7ada khele2 bel 3ayle… (?!)
Mom: eh Bas Kylie Maba3ref Chou 3ayleta Gender walladet, w Ana badde ekol meghle!
Me: …
Mom: …
Me: …
Mom: khalas kol khara w 7arrek l meghle!
6. Can’t argue with that:
• Giorgio Armani fragrance
— Wadih Merhy (@WadihMerhy) February 11, 2018
Price: $110.00
Smell on the skin lasts for 4 hours
• Kilo berd2an afande
Price: 1,250 LL
Smell on the skin lasts for a lifetime
7. Soz:
Sorry nemet – an autobiography
— Elissa (@Elissahamouche) February 28, 2017
8. The best reality:
My mom before i got a dog: ya huwe ya ana bel bet
— Elie ☣ (@MyBatterySucks) February 11, 2018
My mom after i got a dog: yaret 3endo whatsapp la es2alo eza akal aw eza baddo shi
9. Awwal shi bonsoir:
Fike t2adme 3a miss lebanon kermel ajwebtek m3afne habibe
— Mahmoud (@Mhmoud_Mrt) February 3, 2018
10. 20 blus 10:
On a scale from 1 to 10 you are سيرتي
— ALI HIJAZI (@itsalihijazi) February 11, 2018
11. Same:
Leh fi 3alam byeketbo “mankoushe” instead of man2oushe bro wattartouneh
— Alisson ૐ (@hAllywoodz_) February 11, 2018
