Listomania
20 Thoughts You’ve Had If You Hate Going To The Gym
I go to the gym once a year in January just to save face and because it’s part of my New Year’s resolutions. But I don’t get how people love to exercise. Welcome inside of the mind of someone who hates working out at a gym:
1. What the hell am I doing here?
2. Okay, let’s try the treadmill. Classic and simple.
3. Now how long have I been simulating running?
4. IT’S ONLY BEEN 7 minutes??? But my legs are shaking.
5. Wow, look at that guy; he’s been on the spin bike for half an hour.
6. Okay, now I seriously gotta stop cardio, feels like I’m having a heart attack.
7. Why does everyone here look so glamorous and fit?
8. Except me, I’m the only one whose sweating like a pig. A Fat Pig.
9. It’s so crowded and everyone’s staring at me now.
10. Well I guess I’m just going to stare back. How are those people so fit?
11. Oh, perhaps because they use all these machines often.
12. I want to try something new but, what is it? What is a SUSPENSION machine?!
13. Omg this room just looks like a bad S&M movie.
14. Oh look, another fit person! Just in time to crush my spirits.
15. How can someone lift that much weight?!
16. Wow I am kind of hungry now. Plus I saw this burger picture on Instagram on my way here.
17. I’ll just come back next week and ask for a personal trainer. Won’t he do all the work for me?
18. Because now all I can think about is a burger. And a shower.
19. I totally deserve this burger after my really hard exercise. And burgers are protein and I need protein.
20. That guy is still working out on the spin bike!!