I thought it would be fun to come up with some tourism slogans for Lebanon, because we deserve some. What is Lebanon’s slogan, anyway?

Note: These are jokes, so please calm down social justice warriors.






1. Lebanon: Ski and swim in the same day, if you're willing to spend 20-hours on the road


2. Beirut: Nothing like that Guardian article you once read


3. Beirut: Alcoholism has never looked so good


4. Lebanon: Racism, but there's shawarma


5. Lebanon: Come for the hummus, stay for the hash


6. Lebanon: Come for the hummus, stay for the because you died

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Drive to survive on the highway to hell.

Robert Dooley on Oct 22, 2016 via mobile web