I thought it would be fun to come up with some tourism slogans for Lebanon, because we deserve some. What is Lebanon’s slogan, anyway?
Note: These are jokes, so please calm down social justice warriors.
1. Lebanon: Ski and swim in the same day, if you’re willing to spend 20-hours on the road
2. Beirut: Nothing like that Guardian article you once read
3. Beirut: Alcoholism has never looked so good
4. Lebanon: Racism, but there’s shawarma
5. Lebanon: Come for the hummus, stay for the hash
6. Lebanon: Come for the hummus, stay for the because you died