Stuff We Love
9 Hilarious Lebanese Tweets That Will Make Your Day
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1. Throwing myself a bone:
2. This amazing idea.
3. #Seriously.
4. When you can’t catch a break.
5. HA
6. This summer struggle.
7. Waw.
8. And this joke, that’s still funny.
9. This shortcut.
1. Throwing myself a bone:
My dog keeps shaking my hand I think she wants to go into business together
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) May 12, 2016
2. This amazing idea.
X: We’re getting married!
— Cⁿ (@Ckay0) June 26, 2016
Me: Awwww! Whennnnn!?
X: July 20th
Me: *books flight on July 20*
3. #Seriously.
I can’t believe that bombings are still taking place after all the hashtags we came up with.
— Bernie Batrouni (@Batrouni) February 19, 2014
4. When you can’t catch a break.
me: [sinks into existential despair]
— Chafic (@FrenchFritz) February 22, 2016
existential despair: I have a boyfriend
5. HA
Hospitals be like: “looking for someone who can’t cook for a chef position. Apply now”.
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) June 25, 2016
6. This summer struggle.
عم باكل بزر مع شويّة بطيخ
— Inédith Piaf (@Piaafff) June 21, 2016
7. Waw.
عرس كتير كلاس.. العالم عم تكب quinoa عالعرسان من البلاكين
— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) June 26, 2016
8. And this joke, that’s still funny.
تذكرت نكتة كتير 11ème B..مرة سلحفة فاتت عمطعم اجا المدير قلها نحنا ما منستقبل سلاحف وشاطها من الباب رجعت بعد سنة تقلو: “هيدا مش اسلوب”☝️
— Grace (@grhajj) June 23, 2016
9. This shortcut.
gonna change my dad’s name in my contacts to “waynak” :p
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) June 23, 2016