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11 More Hilarious Lebanese Tweets That Will Make Your Day
Start your week with a laugh with our roundup of funny tweets. Don’t forget to tag @BeirutCityGuide on Twitter to get featured.
Catch up on all the other editions of hilarious tweets at the bottom of this page!
1.Dead:
2. This person asking the important questions:
3. Relatable:
4. This Freudian slip:
5. Just mom things:
6. I need to be on the other side of the line:
7. Seriously:
8. Equally difficult:
9. Hahahah:
10. This fool proof method:
11. And this intense insult:
Catch up on all the other editions of hilarious tweets at the bottom of this page!
1.Dead:
Dad: “Dakhlik mich lezim nrouh nche22 3ala Elie?”
— Chup. (@Tchuuup) December 6, 2016
*pulls out black book*
Mum: “ma eja cha22 3lek August 22nd 1995 fa yekoul khara.”
2. This person asking the important questions:
Was it really THAT hard for the entire Chinese army to notice Mulan was in fact a woman?
— Hala (@HalaHasIssues) December 12, 2016
Boss: I meant any questions about the project..
3. Relatable:
Bas yeje la 3enna dyouf
— Husam (@husam_f97) December 9, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/kYhgBOdJds
4. This Freudian slip:
guys badel ma oul la emme eno 3ande diarrhea bel ghalat eltella jeyetne 😭😭
— venus as a boy (@brokeassbob) December 13, 2016
5. Just mom things:
Letting your mom tweez your eyebrows
— S. (@00Socrates00) December 10, 2016
Expectations: it’s for free with some ghenej on the side
Reality: crooked eyebraws w terbee7 jmeeleh
6. I need to be on the other side of the line:
Overheard at St George Hospital, Beirut:
— Nasri Atallah (@NasriAtallah) December 14, 2016
“Hi Jeanne Darc, kifik, ma3ik Georgette. 3amilteh Salade Russe?”
7. Seriously:
Elderly person: i still feel like I’m in my 20s.
— Gaëlle (@Gaelle_Farah) November 30, 2016
Me: I’m so sorry.
8. Equally difficult:
saraha ma ba3ef ayeha as3ab
— Rر🌻 (@ritasalibaa_) December 15, 2016
te2na3 settak ino chbe3et aw ino hayda rfi2 w bas wahyet allah mano l 3aris
9. Hahahah:
Me in whatsapp groups pic.twitter.com/C1SztsJaiS
— MÉLISSAHAHAHA (@uneballout) December 10, 2016
10. This fool proof method:
Crush: I wanna visit London.
— Eli (@AkikiEli) December 11, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/Y5JCbwqQuD
11. And this intense insult:
You’re the human equivalent of Hamra traffic
— Yara (@YaraChamata) December 14, 2016