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12 Hilarious Lebanese Jokes That Will Make Your Day
Start your week with a laugh with these hilarious tweets, and don’t forget to tag @BeirutCityGuide so we can feature your hilarious tweets.
1. Hahaha:
2. AHAHAHHA:
3. This perfect response:
4. Same:
5. This struggle:
6. Find and return ASAP:
7. Can vendors please stop doing this?:
8. That Lebanese mom anxiety:
9. Yep:
10. Get your shit together, Lebanese guys:
11. Decisions, decisions:
12. And this person, who isn’t Lebanese but deserves an honorable mention:
1. Hahaha:
I’m not a tree but I have a Lebanese passport pic.twitter.com/SRJHuh3wDY
— Bassel (@bassel_ak) January 3, 2017
2. AHAHAHHA:
*At a wedding*
— Bémyéh (@BemyehwRez) September 19, 2015
Tante: 3a2belak tante
*At a funeral*
Me: 3a2belik tante
3. This perfect response:
X: shu ba3dek gay?
— Mar (@lespensees4) December 26, 2016
Me: la2 walla bel shatwiye bghayer
4. Same:
My current life motto:
— Mawtoura (@mawtoura) December 26, 2016
“One more be2lewa won’t hurt”
5. This struggle:
Bas jareb ma a3mol sot bel matbakh belel, byo2shot ta2em el tefal kello 3laye
— فرح (@Farah_Salhab) January 1, 2017
6. Find and return ASAP:
حدا يوصل لمالك مكتبي اني مضيعة زوجي
— رولا الرايقـة مَعـا (@rolamasri) December 28, 2016
مواصفاته:
مليونير اسمر مليونير عيونو خضر مليونير شعره بني مليونير، اهم شي ما ينسى انو مليونير.
7. Can vendors please stop doing this?:
-tab adde betrid?
— Gaúcho (@mariagilmour6) January 4, 2017
-laaa2 walla mech herzene
-yalla yala malah e2bal
-tayyib meche 78000 L.L
8. That Lebanese mom anxiety:
Hayde mom lamma koun seyi2 w hiye haddeh w tshuf eno fi 3amoud b3id 10 km pic.twitter.com/jAusSGWOcK
— Elie (@ElieM07) January 3, 2017
9. Yep:
Me: someday I’ll be someone’s first priority.
— Reem (@gazerym) January 3, 2017
Someday: HAHAHAHAH
Someone: HAHAHAHA
First: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
priority: HAHAHAHAHAHA
10. Get your shit together, Lebanese guys:
All lebanese guys do is call you “ya taybe” and proceed to never taste you
— bernadette (@wiwiKiwiwi) January 5, 2017
11. Decisions, decisions:
جاهز لراس السنة … بس بعد عندي انو اختار اَي بيجاما بدّي البس.
— Nasser Fakih (@fakihn) December 28, 2016
12. And this person, who isn’t Lebanese but deserves an honorable mention:
Me learning “#Lebanese” Hello ça va bas pliz tneen #shawarma, one chicken w wahad beef et deux patatas fries 🍟 shoukran kteer merci bye 👋
— Gheorghiu Alexandru (@GheorghiuAlex9) December 29, 2016