Texts From My Invisible Boyfriend: Lebanese Edition

Do you want the comfort of a boyfriend without the hassle of having to hand out BJs at every intersection?

Luckily, we live in a world where this is possible now, with new services such as Invisible Boyfriend or Invisible Girlfriend allowing you the comfort of showing your friends fake messages from a partner that does not exist, fawning all over you.

Here is how we envision this playing out on the Lebanese scale: