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Our Favorite Tweets Of The Week
The guy who stopped ISIS:
The one who gives the people what they want:
This majorly minor achievement:
This office interaction:
This governmental burn:
The girl who is all of us:
This Thanksgiving diss:
The one who summed up the internet in one tweet:
The truth:
The girl who got snubbed by the delivery guy:
More truth:
And more truth:
Please let us know if you’ve figured it out:
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“Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop”
Ok hold up *pulls out iphone*
“Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop”
ISIS:”ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?”
— عُمر (@OmarImranTweets) November 22, 2015The one who gives the people what they want:
When your crush says they like big lips pic.twitter.com/jSJpIPWEnX
— Indebula (@kenyaplsnot) November 23, 2015This majorly minor achievement:
Every time I wave my hand in front of a sensor-activated tap I feel like a fucking Jedi.
— Nasri Atallah (@NasriAtallah) November 21, 2015This office interaction:
“I’ll be waiting for you to feed me back.”
feed you na3am?
“feed me back, enno natir el feedback taba3ak.”
en.
ok.
ma fik testa3ASDFGHJKL.
— Chup. (@Tchuuup) November 25, 2015This governmental burn:
صار بدنا انتخابات نيابية ضروري، هالطرقات هلكت بلا زفت.
— Rana (@RSouki) November 26, 2015The girl who is all of us:
I walk around like everything is fine…but deep down, l culotte feyte bi tize.
— MÉLISSAHAHAHA (@Melissayoub) July 4, 2015This Thanksgiving diss:
عشو عاملِة عشاء عالThanksgivingما يكون طربوش جدّك معلَّق عالEmpire State Building.
— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) November 26, 2015The one who summed up the internet in one tweet:
*gives an opinion*
— Rani (@ranithefirst) November 25, 2015The truth:
Some people you hate right away, others you have to get to know first.
— Engie (@angiealrassi) November 22, 2015The girl who got snubbed by the delivery guy:
Eno mgharbe bas mesh la daraje t2ele “tekram 3aynak” lama elak l order. 😭
— Nour. (@NourhanKheir) November 25, 2015More truth:
L sha3eb l Lebnenéh mafsoum la daraje eza bte7ki bala emojis bifaker fi mashkal baynak w bayno
— Mazen Sh (@MazenShatila) November 23, 2015And more truth:
تزيين الطرقات فوق الزبالة متل يلي برشّ parfum فوق العرق
— Inédith Piaf (@Piaafff) November 26, 2015Please let us know if you’ve figured it out:
*googles “how to get ‘YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONEE’ out of my fucking head” *
— Sara Abu-Zaki (@SaraAbuZaki) November 25, 20151
