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30 Mar 2016
7 Hilarious Job Listings In Lebanon
I created a fake account on a bunch of job sites in Lebanon and found these gems!
1. The sexy violinist.
Are they going to make you fuck the violin? They might.
2. The goof English.
Very goof.
3. The sexy pianist.
Are they going to make you fuck the piano? They might.
4. The need for females.
WHY. Are they going to be designing graphics with their vaginas?
5. Yo do you specialize in salads?
Just salads, don’t you dare go near any other foods.
6. The degree in assisting.
Needed: a University degree to qualify you to fetch coffee for the manager.
7. And other sexy requirement.
Stay sexy, Lebanon.
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