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Client: ma fhemt what you want I’m gonna call
— Mira (@MiraEtcEtc) August 1, 2016
Me: *explains what she wants over the phone*
Client: fike teb3ayile yehon bullet points?
Devil:U won’t have electricity, water,and you’ll have garbage everywhere
— InkOnTheSide (@sareen_ak) July 25, 2016
Me:Uhuh
Devil:And Roadster will up their prices
Me:WTF MAN NOT COOL
— Mawtoura (@mawtoura) July 24, 2016
I wish I was born in the 60s, you know, before Valet Parking was invented.
— Tawa (@TawaNicolas) July 24, 2016
What if I told you it’s called Anfeh and not Anferini?
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) July 24, 2016
Elissa: be a pineapple.
— Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) July 29, 2016
Sherine: say no more.. pic.twitter.com/kIokNI0jaA
A7la shi hol taba3 “smile, it hurts those who want to destroy you”. Ma7ada arike ente ayya destroy to2brine
— ريفُ (@wlikReef) July 30, 2016
Me as a mom: pic.twitter.com/6O9Ideq2BS
— Mathew (@gayformarx) August 1, 2016
La2 ma esmik Abbie esmik Abir
— Missua Missi (@missua_) July 17, 2016