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13 Dilemmas Every Lebanese Person Goes Through
The truth is, Lebanese people really are split into two different breeds of people. If we’ve missed any out, let us know in the comments below!
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No other teams exist. Period.
2.
Flags EVERYWHERE.
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Until you realise you can’t afford either and end up sticking BMW stickers on your run down Renault.
4.
The ultra-Lebanese version of Barca v Real Madrid.
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You’re one or the other. It is not humanly possible to be both.
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University rivalry at its best!
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Thou shalt not get half cheese half zaatar because it is a sin. It’s one or the other.
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“Do I pay 10,000 for valet or just park it myself?” is the epitome of Lebanese dilemmas.
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Dancing With the Stars? Take Me Out? Mafi Metlo? Basmat Watan?
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Till you realise you hate them both.
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Your family is one or the other, never either/or.
12.
They attract two different crowds, and you dare not mix with each other.
13.
Because heaven forbid you were Lebanese educated. Totes not cool.
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Football
No other teams exist. Period.
2.
World Cup
Flags EVERYWHERE.
3.
Cars
Until you realise you can’t afford either and end up sticking BMW stickers on your run down Renault.
4.
Local basketball
5.
Shawarma…
You’re one or the other. It is not humanly possible to be both.
6.
How about university
University rivalry at its best!
7.
Man’ouche
Thou shalt not get half cheese half zaatar because it is a sin. It’s one or the other.
8.
Parking choices
“Do I pay 10,000 for valet or just park it myself?” is the epitome of Lebanese dilemmas.
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Local TV channels
Dancing With the Stars? Take Me Out? Mafi Metlo? Basmat Watan?
10.
And talk show hosts?
Till you realise you hate them both.
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Eating habits
Your family is one or the other, never either/or.
12.
Nightlife
They attract two different crowds, and you dare not mix with each other.
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Finally, education:
Because heaven forbid you were Lebanese educated. Totes not cool.
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