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The Lebanese Celebrity Hall of Fame 2017
Here they are! Let us know if you have any to add.
1.The source of Lebanon’s Botox deficiency: Maya Diab
Take it easy, girl.
2. Highest volume of moans per second per song: Haifa Wehbe
Ooooooh.
2. Funniest on Twitter: Walid Jumblatt
3. Most relatable on Twitter: Elissa
4. Best football player: Myriam Klink
Because GOAL.
5. The smartest: Rola Yammout
Why? Because she’s made a living off of her toes. Yet here we all are, slaving away for an end of month pay-check while maintaining our dignity.
6. Feminist of the year: Nadine Njeim
LOL remember when she was anti premarital sex just for women? Yeah, we do too.
7. The most questionable sense of humor: Ragheb Alama
Hahaha-whatthefuck-hahaha?
8. The closest lip resemblance to a black hole (or anus): Lara Kay
9. The Cutest Pooches: Mia Khalifa
Don’t let wander mind go too far away. We literally mean dogs, not anything of a sexual nature, nor her tits. Her pet dogs are ADORABLE.
10. The best actor, ever: Ramy Ayach
Basically.
11. Our favourite Instagram celebrity: Fifo
Fifo is our favourite Instagram celebrity thanks to his creative and funny quotes of the day – the 2017 edition of Teta’s matal’s.
12. The most religious: Ghassan Rahbani
Because you’re his religion.
13. Most afflicted with Peter Pan Syndrome: Nawal el Zoghbi
Forever young, you want to be forever young.
14. The most SAVAGE burn, ever: Rima Karaki
We replayed this a hundred times (the last 10 seconds are the best). Hats off to Rima.
1.The source of Lebanon’s Botox deficiency: Maya Diab
Take it easy, girl.
2. Highest volume of moans per second per song: Haifa Wehbe
Ooooooh.
2. Funniest on Twitter: Walid Jumblatt
اول نيسان كهرباء لبنان 😂😂😂👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/JQsgxAQAKH
— Walid Joumblatt (@walidjoumblatt) April 1, 2017
3. Most relatable on Twitter: Elissa
It’s not ok anymore. #taxes #corruption #lebanon
— Elissa (@elissakh) March 17, 2017
4. Best football player: Myriam Klink
Because GOAL.
5. The smartest: Rola Yammout
Why? Because she’s made a living off of her toes. Yet here we all are, slaving away for an end of month pay-check while maintaining our dignity.
6. Feminist of the year: Nadine Njeim
LOL remember when she was anti premarital sex just for women? Yeah, we do too.
7. The most questionable sense of humor: Ragheb Alama
بما أن هذا الإرهابي قرر تفجير نفسه في الكوستا فلياخذوه الى مكب النفايات في الكوستابراڤا ويفجر نفسه هناك. ويطير مع النورس عند الحوريات مباشرة
— Ragheb Alama (@raghebalama) January 21, 2017
Hahaha-whatthefuck-hahaha?
8. The closest lip resemblance to a black hole (or anus): Lara Kay
9. The Cutest Pooches: Mia Khalifa
Don’t let wander mind go too far away. We literally mean dogs, not anything of a sexual nature, nor her tits. Her pet dogs are ADORABLE.
10. The best actor, ever: Ramy Ayach
Basically.
11. Our favourite Instagram celebrity: Fifo
Fifo is our favourite Instagram celebrity thanks to his creative and funny quotes of the day – the 2017 edition of Teta’s matal’s.
12. The most religious: Ghassan Rahbani
Because you’re his religion.
13. Most afflicted with Peter Pan Syndrome: Nawal el Zoghbi
Forever young, you want to be forever young.
14. The most SAVAGE burn, ever: Rima Karaki
We replayed this a hundred times (the last 10 seconds are the best). Hats off to Rima.
