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9 Of The Funniest Area Names In Lebanon

How many of these do you pass on a regular basis and pay absolutely no attention to their names? We for one are completely guilty of this. Here are a few – excuse the immaturity, but we just had to!

Main image by King Nedward the Ninth

1. Nahr el Mott



Translation: The river of death

Judging by the traffic there every morning, this name is very much deserved.

2. Wede l Jamejem



Translation: The valley of skeletons

This is between the (awful) road connecting Baskenta to Bteghrine. If you’ve seen this narrow, spiralling road – you’d understand exactly why the valley is given this name.

3. Nahr l Kalb



Translation: River of dogs

It’s slightly unfair that Nahr el Kalb actually is home to no dogs at all – can we start a campaign to fill the area with adorable pups please? We think that’s a great stress reliever for the infamous Nahr el Kalb 3aj2a.

4. Jouret el 3ech



Translation: The hole of pussy?

Well, judging by the names adults give genitals when they are teaching their dear children how to speak, this means exactly what you’re thinking.

5. Zibbougha ( زبوغا)



Translation: Well, zibb means penis so the child in us did have a giggle.

6. Sin el Fil



Translation: The elephant’s tooth

Elephant tooth? Is that a metaphor for hidden treasures? Better start digging.

7. Habil



Translation: Idiot?

Well if this doesn’t set you up for eternal bullying, I don’t know what does.

8. Jouret el ballout



Translation: the hole of acorns

Or, the hole of bullshit… since some Lebanese parents loved the expression “bala ballout!” to stop us from talking rubbish.

9. Bziza



Translation: BOOBIES (not literally)

Well, I guess it depends on how you say it… and your level of maturity (which is hopefully higher than ours!)

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