17 Typical Creepy Messages Girls Receive: Arab Edition

With the emergence of social media, came the emergence of all sorts of online creepers, stalkers, and potential rapists. We were amazed at some of these messages, so we decided to share the bliss that is overly-confident men with an internet connection and a phone – just don’t set your bras on fire after you read this.

From job offers to borderline psycho messages, enjoy our funniest picks that will show you romance is indeed not dead, ladies!


1. I’m forwarding this to my dad, you little creeper.





2. This one’s got a temper.





3. Merci, enta class!





4. Move over Edgar Allan Poe.





5. Oh stop it, you know the French language is the way to my heart.





6. Engineer? *drooling*





7. Engineer AND works in real estate? *taking off my pants*





8. When he’s polite and persistent. #bae





9. Because talking to random girls online is much cheaper than hiring a tour guide.





10. Don’t you try to seduce me with the Big Four, I’m desperate and broke.





11. You’d think they’d put in a little more effort and write the whole word.





12. It’s a good thing that some of them are self-aware.





13. Fuck, like I needed more responsibilities in my life.





14. Okay, I charge $5000 per hour and the payment is to be wired in advance.





15. Cliché. NEXT.





16. Now that’s a good offer, you got my attention there.





17. When they run out of pick up lines and moves, talking about body parts is the last and most logical resort.





Bonus: When you have the audacity to not reply to random strangers online. Eno hlefe ma radayte? Hlefe????