Life In Beirut (As Told By The Sisters)

The Sisters, also known in some circles as human disasters number 1, 2, and 3, can teach us so many things. Here are only some of the hidden messages behind their perfect Instagram posts.

1. When your mom dresses you and your siblings in matching “a7la tyeb”:



2. When your friend is getting more attention than you and you try to fatten them up:



3. When you rest easy knowing your wasta will get you that job you definitely don’t deserve:



4. When your pad leaks and your friend has to watch your back:



5. When your mom cooks bemyeh and you start wondering why bad things happen to good people:



6. When you try to hitch a ride to Cola but the van is full:




7. When your insta-followers finally figure out how you got that Birkin bag:




8. When you pose with your fugliest friend so you look good:




9. When you inherit your dead grandmas sharshaf and honor her:



10. When your mom is telling you, “keef baddik totbkhi la jawzik?” and you don’t have the heart to tell her you’re gay:



11. When the guy you’re dating tells you he likes Teletubbies and you get on the fetish train:




12. When your friend trips on the AUB stairs in front of her crush:




13. When you follow your ex and his new girlfriend out and try to stay incognito:




14. When you’re high at your friends house but trying to seem chill in front of their parents:



15. When you paste quotes on photos of your ass so you appear cultured:



16. When you buy a bunch of clothes and wear them all at once:





17. Leaving your friends house with leftovers after a 3azeemeh:




18. When the matrix glitches and accidentally spits out three of the same person: