12 Arabic-English Puns That Are So Lame They’ll Make You Laugh…Or Cringe

This list of Arabic-English hybrid puns is guaranteed to make you chuckle…and maybe face palm a bit, but oh well…

1.

– كيف بيعترف السّنكري؟
– ب tube

— Ely Shufany (@elychium) January 14, 2018

2.

نهر السين pic.twitter.com/3SHa1ShzGx

— Omar. (@OmarMokhtarr_) January 6, 2018

3. I feel personally attacked by this

لازم تشارك اصحابك بالويسكي احسن ما تطلع shareable القنينة وحدك

— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) January 5, 2018

4. idk about you, but I’m swooned

كل الناس ميري كريسمس الا انت ميري مي.

— يناد (@0ynad) December 26, 2017

5.

I wanna open up a steak restaurant in Lebanon and call it: “ya Meat ahla w sahla”

— Tawa (@TawaNicolas) November 10, 2012

6. Someone invest in this man’s ideas

I also wanna open up a fish restaurant in Lebanon and call it: “a Fish atyab menno”

— Tawa (@TawaNicolas) April 23, 2013

7. Me, one day into the new year as my weight loss resolution bites the dust

اذا السنة bullshit هيك.. كيف معقول تكفّي؟#لما_تسمع_المنجّمين

— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) January 1, 2018

8.

Arabic letter puns? س them all

— not muneeb (@yungneeb) September 26, 2017

9.

When you and your friends are headass about Arabic aaaand bad puns😂 pic.twitter.com/uSnSIRCTNw

— ❄️MAK❄️ (@Makill_yaa) November 29, 2017

10.

Ziad Al Rahbani walks into an Italian restaurant and orders a pizza bala wala cheese.

— Tawa (@TawaNicolas) November 16, 2013

And in regards to recent events:

11.

شو حلو الواحد ينزل يتمشّى على shit البحر pic.twitter.com/YO8JSa2pOl

— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) January 22, 2018

12.

بت garbage معدتي بس شوف البحر

— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) January 23, 2018