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Fatima Al Mahmoud 26 Sep 2018

What If Mohamed Salah Were Lebanese?

For someone who has never been into football, I am way too intrigued by Mohamed Salah. Some might even say I have a crush on him, but labels don’t matter at this point. So I was wondering what would Mohamed Salah be like if he were originally Lebanese. I asked around and as expected, the responses were nothing less than hilarious.


1. He would be the Phoenician Emperor instead of the Egyptian King – @AhmaddOssaily


2. Lebanese people will try to make it very clear on social media that Mohamed Salah is not Arab – @ahmadf_o




3. He would spend his days off in Sour.



4. He would be late to practice because he’s always stuck in traffic – @Mhmoud_Mrt


5. He would speak in 3 languages in every press conference – @ahmaddossaily


6. MO SALAH! MO SALAH!
A GIFT FROM ALLAH
HE CAME FROM LEBANON TO LIVERPOOL
HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT DYING
HE DRIVES AS IF HE’S FLYING
THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS CRYING
SHOUTING THE NAME OF THE PHOENICIAN KIIIING
MO SALAH! MO SALAH!
HE’S ALWAYS SCORING… IT’S ALMOST BORING
DAWRA IS HIS FAVORITE PLACE FOR EXPLORING
WE CAN’T STOP ADORING
THE PHOENICIAN KIIING – @OmarTamo19


7. The Lebanese economy would benefit greatly as people would like to come and visit Tripoli, Mohamad Salah’s hometown, where there are posters of him… uncomfortably hugging Saad El Hariri – @ahmadf_o


8. He would probably be a lot less athletic because of his arguile obsession


9. Lebanon will finally make it to the World Cup – @ahmadf_o

But then…


10. Lebanon will crash out of the World Cup and Lebanese people will point all types of fingers at each other – @ahmadf_o


11. He would have gotten in a fight with Sergio Ramos after the shoulder injury, while yelling shaklak ma bta3rif ma3 meen 3am tehke


12. He would celebrate his goals and awards with fireworks and gunshots – @ahmaddossaily

Although Mohamed Salah is commonly known for being humble and down to Earth


13. Ken aktar insen sheyef halo, ken fakkar halo l ossa kella@KamelTabbara


14. He’d be showing off his money and his car – in true Lebanese men fashion – @kingmomo_11