9 Iconic Disney Characters Who Could Definitely Be Lebanese

If you didn’t get the chills during the live action teaser for The Lion King (2019), you’re either lying or someone I can’t be friends with.

In honor of Walt Disney Day (that’s today, FYI) I decided to round up nine memorable Disney characters who, let’s face it, could genuinely be Lebanese.

1. Peter Pan, Peter Pan

Peter Pan refuses to grow up and dreams of being young, carefree and reckless forever. Arrogant and a bit of a troublemaker, he’s terrified of responsibilities and commitment but thinks everyone loves him. He also still receives allowance money from his parents.

2. Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

Self-obsessed and more in love with his reflection than the girls who swoon over him, Gaston is handsome, sure – but he doesn’t score so well in the brain department. He doesn’t like it when women have minds of their own, ignore his advances or read (especially if the books in question don’t have pictures).

3. Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas

Like your Lebanese Teta, Grandmother Willow is wise, caring and not to be messed with. Smart but sassy, she’s a go-to for life advice (whether you’re unsure of your career choice or relationship status).

4. Meg, Hercules

Independent, intelligent and attractive, Meg is every Lebanese guy’s dream – but his mother’s worst nightmare. She’s pretty stubborn and has thick skin, but she’d secretly love it if you surprised her with a rose or a Tonino.

5. Tinkerbell, Peter Pan

Pretty and petite, Tinkerbell might look cute but don’t be fooled. She’s extremely territorial, suffers from ongoing jealousy and is prone to emotional outbursts and temper tantrums. Remember when she almost died from lack of attention? Yup, that’s everyone on Lebanese Twitter.

6. Ursula, The Little Mermaid

The overwhelming auntie who has a problem with your dad and never lets you speak? Yeah, that’s Ursula.

7. Esmerelda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Another independent woman, Esmerelda can be found at rallies and demonstrations all around Beirut. A vegetarian and a Feminist, she’s not scared of anyone and won’t stop until her voice is heard. She’s president of all possible student clubs at university and loves animals – especially goats.

8. Prince John, Robin Hood

A little cowardly and known to have meltdowns when he doesn’t get his own way, John is materialistic and keeps reptiles as pets. He thinks designer clothes and fancy jewelry are a personality trait, they’re not.

9. Hades, Hercules

This guy has serious anger management issues and a dark sense of humor. Hot-headed and short-fused, he has severe road rage and will get upset if you point out his sexist “jokes”.