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12 NSFW Recipes That Destroyed Hummus
Hummus, a dear national food that is so simple yet integral to a traditional Lebanese mezza. One would think an extra hummus topping or ingredient would be grilled minced meat but no. Oh no, western countries are the best at turning other’s food to horrific fusion food. Read alone these 12 NSFW recipes that destroyed the legacy of hummus.
1. Please don’t tell me hummus is used as creme chantilly here
2. Someone tell the world that hummus and chocolate don’t mix, even in the name of health
3. Do we really want to know what is that sauce made of at this point?
3. Olives belong on labne, Olives belong on labne, REPEAT AFTER ME, Olives belong on labne
4. Is this a parallel universe where hummus acts as a topping to chickpeas marinated in oil?
5. Eggs belong in ramen not in hummus ! ! !
6. Spinach in hummus??? I mean Popeye wouldn’t eat that.
7. Hummus made of beet and avocado? Count us OUT.
8. A kind yet important reminder that these glasses are made for dirty martini
9. Don’t associate hummus as the official vegan food and don’t turn it into a merry cream fail. Is that too much to ask?
10. Why isn’t basil enough in just pasta, pizza and gin?
10. Dear America, please stick to pumpkin spice lattes in Fall.
11. Dear America, what happened to just regular chocolate mousse?
12. I asked for hummus not a facemask made of turmeric and cayenne powder
1. Please don’t tell me hummus is used as creme chantilly here
2. Someone tell the world that hummus and chocolate don’t mix, even in the name of health
3. Do we really want to know what is that sauce made of at this point?
3. Olives belong on labne, Olives belong on labne, REPEAT AFTER ME, Olives belong on labne
4. Is this a parallel universe where hummus acts as a topping to chickpeas marinated in oil?
5. Eggs belong in ramen not in hummus ! ! !
6. Spinach in hummus??? I mean Popeye wouldn’t eat that.
7. Hummus made of beet and avocado? Count us OUT.
8. A kind yet important reminder that these glasses are made for dirty martini
9. Don’t associate hummus as the official vegan food and don’t turn it into a merry cream fail. Is that too much to ask?
10. Why isn’t basil enough in just pasta, pizza and gin?
10. Dear America, please stick to pumpkin spice lattes in Fall.
11. Dear America, what happened to just regular chocolate mousse?
12. I asked for hummus not a facemask made of turmeric and cayenne powder