12 Things Lebanese People Say To Avoid The Gym

‘Leh ma rehte 3al gym lyom?’, instead of just replying with a simple ’Ma ken ele jlede’, Lebanese people tend to go all out with excuses. Put your hands up in the air if your membership has been frozen for more than a month, because we are all in this together, y’all.

1. Ma tghadet lyom soo ensa gym, ma byeswa.




2. Ktir m3adleh sarle jeme3ten kheyfene a3mol injury


3. El PT told me lezim rayyi7




4. Ma byeswa kteer sport byet3awwad jesme ba3mol plateau.


5. Mchit men el chaghell 3al dekkeneh so baleha lyom.




6. Hala2 bkoun kteer 3aj2a 3al machines brou7 Sunday morning bkoun rawa2.


7. Mberi7 7ammamit sha3re so mish zabta.


8. Ma lezim a3mol sport bil leil I won’t sleep well.


9. Saraha lezim 2e3od ma3 ahle no way shu sarle zamein ma shefton.


10. Akeed kitret el weights 3am bi nas7ouneh, a7sanleh yoga bi ched el jesem.


11. Hal jom3a cheat week w Monday berja3.


12. Baad fi wa2et lal seif cava.




Also is this you at the gym?