Listomania
8 Times You Blackmailed Your Lebanese Sibling
It’s always a love/hate relationship between Lebanese siblings. Can you relate?
1. Rah ellah la emmik eno kente sahrane ma3 hayda yalli ma bet hebbo
Oh crap.
2. Ha ta3tineh el siyyara aw ha oul la baba eno enta li khabatta?
Please don’t.
3. Shou rah twaselne lyom wala b2oul la emmak eno ma kenet neyem 3and ashabak mbereh?
Ok, khalas 2amrik ana.
4. Sme3tak lamma rje3et wejj el daw mberih eh? Ma tfakkir halak zamatet
Well, at least you tried.
5. 3alayeh rah t2at3iya eno 3melte jogging 3al se3a 5 el soboh?
Eh mbala…
6. Iza ma bta3tine masare ha oul la mama w baba eno l2it condom b jizdenak
7. Tnaynetna mna3rif eno ma kente 3am ta3mle overnight bel library mbereh, ok?
8. Oum wasselne
Ma bade
Ok ha oul la ahlak eno jebet benet 3al bet b ghyebon
1. Rah ellah la emmik eno kente sahrane ma3 hayda yalli ma bet hebbo
Oh crap.
2. Ha ta3tineh el siyyara aw ha oul la baba eno enta li khabatta?
Please don’t.
3. Shou rah twaselne lyom wala b2oul la emmak eno ma kenet neyem 3and ashabak mbereh?
Ok, khalas 2amrik ana.
4. Sme3tak lamma rje3et wejj el daw mberih eh? Ma tfakkir halak zamatet
Well, at least you tried.
5. 3alayeh rah t2at3iya eno 3melte jogging 3al se3a 5 el soboh?
Eh mbala…
6. Iza ma bta3tine masare ha oul la mama w baba eno l2it condom b jizdenak
7. Tnaynetna mna3rif eno ma kente 3am ta3mle overnight bel library mbereh, ok?
8. Oum wasselne
Ma bade
Ok ha oul la ahlak eno jebet benet 3al bet b ghyebon
