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William Daou 11 Sep 2019

12 Things More Reliable Than Lebanese Politicians

You have a better chance at one of these things happening:

1. The DSL repair man saying he’ll come by in “shi se3a”

2. Lebanese influencers who say “I love this product”

3. Lebanon’s electricity

4. The railway that collapsed in Mar Mikhael last week

5. Your next Tinder match

6. Beirut’s infrastructure

7. Taking a cruise on the Titanic

8. Lebanese laws protecting women

9. A Lebanese cab drivers ability to pick up a passenger without causing 3 accidents

10. The delivery guy who says “sar wasil”

11. Nadim Nassib Njeim NOT saying something sexist

12. Taylor Swift’s relationships