Schedules are updated every Thursday.
feeling as useless as a zomato gold subscription pic.twitter.com/ld5Hde3lM8
— (@mankoochie) April 29, 2020
— dolly (@dollyhamdan00) April 29, 2020
Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on board?
— 𝔫𝔬 era. (@antonihoeera) April 30, 2020
Dad: That should’ve been you.
Me: Not now dad.
Dad: Not asking for a 🇱🇧 tweep to help, are they?
Me: Dad there’s an emergency happening right now!
Dad: Why don’t you BAL3ET and fight over the word Janerik and see if that helps.
michel aoun: li mech 3ejbo yfel
— Pierre 🇱🇧 (@HomerWasTaken) April 30, 2020
Coca-Cola: okay.
michel aoun: wait no
Fet7a bel ser🤫🤫🤫 pic.twitter.com/xhjzS2QbuB
— Walid M Rihane (@WalidMRihane) April 29, 2020
😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1vwp5rmpkI
— Randy Issa (@RH4N6) April 30, 2020
🇺🇸: I got engaged
— Hady Osaily (@HadyOsaily) April 30, 2020
🇫🇷: je suis engagé
🇸🇦:
🇱🇧: “unfollows you on instagram”
— Mohamad Harakeh (@MohamadHarakeh) April 30, 2020
Arab diaspora be like “check out my homemade küٓonäfé”
— J – (@jdkrbl) May 1, 2020
— (@krh120) April 30, 2020
— Mohamad Kebbi (@Mohamad_Kebbi) May 2, 2020
Le Bistro d’Hamoudi pic.twitter.com/s5P4C17W2c
— 🐈 (@catsrulethewrld) May 1, 2020
— Christelle Hage (@christellenhage) May 2, 2020
me: has 2 juries and 4 exams this week
— k (@soeurmouta) May 4, 2020
my brain: pic.twitter.com/RBqZX63JWU
— tarekramadan (@TarekRamdann) May 3, 2020
— Mia (@miirxm1) April 30, 2020