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Ever wonder how it would play out if New York’s finest were born and bred in Beirut? Read on to find out!
Carrie Bradshaw:
– Lives in Monot
– Writes a weekly column in L’Orient
– Is always chain-smoking outside of Inter and whining about her ex boyfriend to anyone who will listen
– Has weekly dinners at Casablanca
– Still goes to Decks parties despite being too old
– Hangs out with all of Beirut’s gays at Miss Jones
– Stay-cations at Albergo hotel despite it being across the street from her house
– Is often seen at ABC Department Store’s shoe section
Charlotte York:
– Lives in Rabieh
– Got married in Sursock to the guy who everyone knows is gay
– Takes spinning classes at fancy Saifi fitness studios
– Works at Aishti Foundation
– Her wedding was featured in Mondanite and on @LebaneseWeddings on Instagram
– Loves to eat salads at Lily’s and eCafe Sursock
– Refuses to go to Hamra
– Is a regular at G-Spa
Samantha Jones
– Lives in Tabaris
– Has a weekly table at Kampai
– Has slept with all the politicians
– Hangs out at Backburner Saifi
– Is pioneering the legalization of sex toys in Beirut
– Has lunch at Em Sherif Cafe on the daily
– Has a chalet in Faqra
– Is frequently seen with a young guy at Montagnou
– Has bi-weekly facials at DermaPro
Miranda Hobbes
– Lives in Badaro
– Goes to Souk el Tayeb every Saturday
– Campaigned for Li Baladi
– Loves Hamra
– Was one of the first people to get a civil marriage
– Goes to Cloud 59 in Tyre
– Is a Falafel Sahyoun bitch
Steve Brady:
– Lives in Furn el Chebbek
– Works at Brazzaville
– Organizes dinners at Demo
– Shits on people who wear designer clothes
– Thinks “the West” is ruining our culture
– Likes drinking 2,000 LL beers at Abu Elie
– ALBA dropout
– Thinks Mezyan is a five star meal
– Eats Barbar for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Mr. Big:
– Lives in Sama Beirut
– Picks up young girls at Centrale
– Identifies as a “businessman”
– Goes to MYU
– Was on the Miss Lebanon jury
– Has a boat in Zeytouna
Aidan Shaw:
– Lives in Mar Mikhael
– Will take you on a date to Kalei
– Had a man bun
– Gets his hair done at Phil & Joe but criticizes you for spending any money on yourself
– Displays his art deco at Beirut Design Week
– Is rich but too hipster to admit it
– Will make you go on hikes every weekend
– Doesn’t have Instagram and makes sure to announce it every chance he gets
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